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The Amazing Undersea Adventures of Aqua Kitty and Friends

by Heavy Vegetable

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1.
Thingy 00:57
I have noticed lately. I've been thinking (for a change). Art is torture. Nothing special. What's so glamorous about having no real? All my hero's are crazy bored people With nothing better to do with their own lives. Wish I could understand why I do this.
2.
Saloon 01:45
I was sitting Getting drunk with my friends, Turned around to face a hissing sound, And a cloud filled the bar, then. Getting loaded. Getting moded. Nathan, Vicky, and I left while drunks hacked up and left their pool game. Foggy barroom. At the saloon. Filled the whole room On a full moon.
3.
Got my egg and I got my margarine. Got my bread and I got my pan. Got my Spike and I got my knife and fork. I have everything I need for an eggy in a bready.
4.
Pack all my shit. (Sometimes I like to go) Get on a plane. (Swimming in the rain) Follow the sunset (Sometimes I swim at night) For 24 hours. (It doesn't feel the same) There's a string (If it hangs out too long) That hangs from the sky. (My tongue gets really dry) Grabbed it once (It hurts me if I catch) And it ripped my hand off. (Lashes in my eye) Stood in the middle of the water. Skipped a stone 8 times, Cause I don't know that's impossible And I believe everything that I write.
5.
Myliebetz 00:48
Yeah, yeah! Blah, blah! Do-si-do! Yo-yo! Myliebetz! So on, Etcetera!
6.
Couch 03:10
Concrete burns the street So I'm grass stains on the feet And the dandelions taste like Memories of my old street. Nothing like trekking the rubble. Makes me feel like Christopher Robin. Would you trade for that piece of bread that's on your plate? And I think that Loader's good, but Rice is great. Denver says that "Everything should just go. Everything should stay here." And I wonder if I should save my money or spend it all on beer. Pretty pretty little face by the river. Jump in and get what you deserve. Cool your temper. Hooray for Lia! She plants the seeds! She chokes the weeds and She walks the shovel really nicely. Whoaaa, yeah!
7.
Head Rush 01:56
Head. Rush. I got a head rush. I smoke to much.
8.
They're having a sale. Giving away. Ends today. Now the bulls have horns. Shotgun booyah, Hit's my taget. Shaka boom-boom. Rings my bell. Burn the churches and kill all the pigs And then maybe I can start to get on with my simple life.
9.
Eight 01:43
Mr. (Marvin) Read was my pal. Only teacher who gave a shit. Help me learn not to do things like make obvious rhymes.
10.
Dutch 02:13
"They saved my shoes, Danny" "Please get me in the car" "Take my shoes off!" "The sidewalk was in trouble and the bears were in trouble and i helped them out" "I am wobbly" "No payrolls, no walls, no coupons" "A boy has never wept, nor dashed a thousand kim" "Open the soap-duckets. The chimney sweep" "Talk to the sword." "Shut up! You got a big mouth" "Please help me!" "Henry, Max come over" "French-canadian been soup" "I wanna pay, Larry" "Let them leave me alone"
11.
Termites 01:44
Grouped at the window and Crawling on the floor. Out of the ceiling. Headed out into the sunlight, unlike me. Out of my hair and Onto the porch. Stare there a minute Then fly straight into the sunlight, unlike me. Termites.
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13.
There's a Krishna on the ledge Out my second floor window And I'm with the girl I love And we're starting to flow. What is he thinking? I went out on the roof to tell him to fuck off All he would say was, "Dude! I was just going off!" Caught myself on a cactus And when I said, "Ow!", He said it was my karma. My karma's gonna hit your dogma.
14.
Black Suit 02:16
My Dad's got a black suit. I got black hands. Took a weeks vacation And he come to bury me. Good drugs. Bad thoughts. Nurses give me weird looks. Crying in the bathroom. Wanna rip out my IV. I'm scared. I don't wanna die here. ICU You can't see me. If I die here, The last think I see is a fucking T.V.
15.
Junior 04:03
Fists clenched so tight that my hands turn white, Cause bitch, I trusted you and you lied. Don't wanna be like my father, But my eye's are flinching. My stomach gets lighter. Don't call me Junior. Don't wanna be a son, sometimes. Keep my hands to myself. Just don't know why I felt this way. Love,. Hate. Fear of anger. Violence from dangerous stupidity. That's why I'm not part of the family. Hate has a face. Wipe your mouth.
16.
Johnny Pig 01:45
Johnny is our drummer's pet. His nose is always wet. He tries to fuck anything, Cause he can't find a sow. Johnny Pig! Johnny sniffs and grunts Lackadaisically toils in the mud Likes to stick his curly swirly pink little pud Into anything that he can find around. Johnny fucks the gate Cause has no opposable thumbs thumbs And the rain falls on Johnny's back.
17.
Means Less 01:47
Throwing puzzles out the window. Watching the pieces fly away Into the whitewash Float away into the bottom of the thing Whatever it is. Grab a donut and a penlight battery. Are you still following me? Wouldn't George be proud of me? Yeah, I've really gotta pee. Pretty much giving up the meaningful lyric thing now.

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The indefinable 1994 debut album from San Diego's Heavy Vegetable, featuring Rob Crow (of Pinback, Optiganally Yours, Goblin Cock, Anal Trump, Physics, Team Sleep, etc)

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released March 16, 2017

Rob Crow - Guitar/Vox
Travis Nelson - Bass/Vox
Manolo Turner - Drums
Elea Tenuta - Vox

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Heavy Vegetable San Diego, California

Heavy Vegetable was formed in Encinitas, California (near San Diego) by guitarist/singer Rob Crow, singer Eléa Tenuta, bassist Travis Nelson, and drummer Manolo Turner.

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